> cat /help/nolife

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                            NO-LIFE
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SYNTAX: nolife

Rankings by playtime - who has no life outside PKWAR!

DISPLAYS:
Top 20 players by hours played
- Past 2 weeks activity
- Total hours online
- Percentage of time
- Current status

FORMAT:
Rank. Name - XXh YYm (Z.Z%)

TRACKING:
- Rolling 2-week window
- Updates hourly
- Includes idle time
- All connections

DEDICATION LEVELS:
  1-10 hours   - Casual
  10-50 hours  - Regular
  50-100 hours - Dedicated
  100+ hours   - TRUE NO-LIFE

PERCENTAGE:
Shows % of 2 weeks online!
10% = 33.6 hours
25% = 84 hours
50% = 168 hours!

BRAGGING RIGHTS:
- Top 5 = Legends
- Top 10 = Addicted  
- Top 20 = Devoted

WARNING SIGNS:
- Over 30% = Concerning
- Over 50% = Intervention?
- Over 70% = Do you sleep?

TIPS:
- Idle time counts
- AFK farming works
- Quality > quantity
- Get some sun!

SEE ALSO:
  help who     - Current online
  help finger  - Total age/time

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